Conversation I had with my dad today as we were outside the supermarket.

me:*notices a cab that just so happens to be the modern make of a chevy impala*
me:ew
dad:what?
me:is that what impalas look like anymore? that's an awful looking car.
dad:you know, impalas used to be really nice cars. my friend had one when i was younger
me:what year was the model?
dad:uhh, '67 i think, with a really nice black paint job. yeah, they used to be beautiful cars, huge with four doors. then they modernized it and turned it into that *points to new impala* you have no idea how nice this car was
me:i know how awesome impalas are, i want one really bad. well a classic anyway.
dad:i remember one time, he was gonna sell it... i think he kept it though. i should've bought it.
me:why didn't you?
dad:he moved away or i didn't have enough money, i don't remember.
me:that sucks.
dad:come to think of it, i didn't see him much
me:why not?
dad:i don't know, he liked road trips a lot. he always came back after some time but he was gone a lot.
me:what was his name?
dad:john.
@5 hours ago with 39560 notes
#PLZ TELL ME DEAN AND SAM ARE REAL 
yamisora:

your-black-friend:

killtheromance:

what the fuck did i just watch

I don’t know but it really speaks to me

This gif is the actual plot of The Little Mermaid 3

yamisora:

your-black-friend:

killtheromance:

what the fuck did i just watch

I don’t know but it really speaks to me

This gif is the actual plot of The Little Mermaid 3

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friendlypokemonreminders:

Friendly reminder that the show once listed Arcanine alongside the Legendary Birds.

friendlypokemonreminders:

Friendly reminder that the show once listed Arcanine alongside the Legendary Birds.

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@16 hours ago with 7560 notes
#ac gets deep 

edgebug:

deanwinchesterwantsthecass:

deanisthesun:

i really enjoy this face that cas makes when people who aren’t dean try and flirt with him

BONUS: the face cas makes when dean is the one who flirts with him

i can almost touch the amount of “can you not” in those first two caps

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@1 day ago with 13201 notes

lexirose-is-cool:

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“HUMAN HANDS ARE SO WEAK”

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“DAMMIT how you do this without telekinesis?”

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“WHAT IS THIS SENSATION CALLED PAIN”

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teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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@16 hours ago with 64012 notes

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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